bierd braines

Bird Brained

He calls me BLM sumtimes..(Brain Less Bimbo!) and bird brained the other..
WELL I may not be as smart as him but then I realised being bird brained is actually good!

So here is my zaniest, quiltest funniest n SMARTEST reasons why being bird brained is smart..



Its a phrase of honour.
All those years of educAtion has finally paid off.Now u know what it means to be graceful as a swan, wise as an owl,
gentle as a dove and soar high as an eagle.
It takes a birdbrain to be able to do all these..

You'll never go thirsty.
The crow in the famous fable drops pebbles in a jug to raise the level of water so he can drink.Would u have thought
of something equally clever if stranded in a dry place with a parched throat?
I'd rather be a bird brain than otherwise.

You never loose ur way
Do u have the ability to migrate from country to country without consulting road maps and GPS system?Well. birds have the
ability.We humans inspite of using a SAT-NAV can get hopelessly lost and also hate asking for directions.(MEN!)
Basically we have issues, birds dont.

It makes u a great home architect
Ever heard of a bird consulting an architect or interior designer to build uts home?Instead it displays an amazing ability to build its nest from scratch and design its interiors for utmost safety and comfort--all due to its brain power.

Law abiding is second nature
Unlike humans birds know where they come from and where they would want to go.Ever heard of a kiwi in India, or a peacock at North Pole or a penguin in Cuba?
Knowing your boundaries and limitations can take you to great places.

Help break language barriers.
Being bird-brained or simple-minded would also mean being able to cut across language barriers and speech limitations with
tact and style.Haven't you noticed that birds use just few words,'chirp-chirp' and 'tweet-tweet?'

Resilence at all times.
Think before calling someone"daft as a duck"because you would be praising his/her capability of being abe to shake off water his/her back and stay afloat in these troubled times.

Helps u earn praise.
If the term to earn one's feathers' means to show acts of bravery, then I guess a bird is bravest of us!
For it very naturally earns its feathers while we humans have to struggle for that honour.

Man smart, bird smarter.
Remember Tweety and how it always outsmarts Sylvester, the cat?
Now wouldnt you want to be that smart? Uh?

Makes you observant and successful.
Have u studied a bird as it focuses on its prey and calculates the exact second at which to attack?
It's a breathtaking display of prowess, strategy and power.To be successful u need to know when to do, what and how.
Birds have got it down pat!

And on a lighter note...being birdbrained has its own advantages...

u can say wat u want to and then claim low intelligence

u can abuse people and say u did not know the meaning

can avoid some intel work and claim...u cant understand how to go abt it ....

u can sit at the bck seat and say u r bad with the directions..and enjoy the ride ..

u can carry expired credit cards and say u jst didnt know how to get them renewed...and thot it worked forever!!

wear mismatched clothes - coz u cant decide teh best combo...and claim that it was in fashion 

speak your mind - and let the one u dislike how "obnoxious" he/she is and then claim u thot it was the right thing to do socially

say that u always fly business class...even if u take cheap no-frills flight...coz u were goin to attend some biz back home .....