Men and Women
* The difference between men and women:
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells: "PIG"!!
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "B-----!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner he slams into a pig in the middle of the road.
t was the day of the big sale. A long line had formed by opening time.
A man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back,
amid shouts. On the man's second attempt, he was knocked around and then
thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got ready for a third try, he said to the person at the end of
the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open
the store!"
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger,
'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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